Dark Paranormal (Vampire / Demon / Monster)
Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans
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Why we recommend it
A comedic vampire romance where even eternity has fashion opinions. Playful, funny, and lighter on darkness than most of the genre.
At a glance
Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans is a dark paranormal romance by Gerry Bartlett. It rates 2/5 for spice and 1/5 for darkness, on the lighter side for dark paranormal romance: almost none of the 852 dark paranormal romance books we rate are lighter on either scale. Tropes: grumpy / sunshine, instalove and found family. Grumpy / sunshine is one of the less common tropes in our catalogue. It runs to 336 pages. We have not tagged its content warnings yet, so check the author’s notes before you start.
Book details
- Pages
- 336
- Published
- April 2012
Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans spice level
Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans is rated 2/5 for spice on Readark’s scale: brief and fade-out, meaning scenes begin on the page but stop short of explicit detail. Its darkness rating is 1/5: dark-flavoured, meaning a brooding hero and some danger, but the story stays broadly safe. How we rate
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